“Lay with me Cersei, I incest”
— Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

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explore-blog:

14 British accents in 84 seconds

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coolator:

This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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clesktop:

newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

fuck the cops amirite

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

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