coketalk:

You know what? Sassy McJean-Shorts is fresh out of the gym rocking a killer smile and looking a helluva lot cuter than that birch pole of a supermodel behind her, so fuck it. She wins all of the style points.

(Source: qarcon)

mausii:

40514294s:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

im reblogging this again because i’ve been thinking about it for 24 hours and ths is one of those vines i desperately wish was longer

I just needed this back in my life again

(Source: vinebox)

mausii:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

There’s a dog?

(Source: dalasharaia)

stockphotomodel:

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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(via iwillmindfuckyou)

pleatedjeans:

Effective on all varieties of jellyfish [x]

(via pricklylegs)

spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever

(Source: aurora-spirit, via iwillmindfuckyou)

pathogems:


British advertising.

this advert was the best fcking advert on tv i want it back

pathogems:

British advertising.

this advert was the best fcking advert on tv i want it back

(Source: squirtledogg, via pricklylegs)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

(via flomation)